• What I think is really going on…
  • It was too scary for some kids…
  • Great Britain…
  • Eek!
  • All grown up
  • I sleep wherever I want…
  • Why my girlfriend is the one that always cooks…
  • Whenever I call customer service…
  • Water so clear you have to look twice
  • Coke or Pepsi?
  • When the teacher catches me chewing gum in class
  • This! Is! The! Best! Food! Ever!