• Every time I check my bank account…
  • They finally made it the right size…
  • Shut up
  • Hold on, I’ll be right back…
  • Clever old man…
  • I love puppy…
  • You’re the most evolved primate?
  • I don’t believe they exist…
  • When I’m flirting…
  • Find the difference
  • Useful AutoCorrector
  • Worse than Voldemort