• Only in England…
  • Thanks for petting me…
  • When I think I hear my boss…
  • A sign in my local dog park…
  • No wonder I’m unemployed…
  • Sand Painting
  • Getting punched in the face by your cup of coffee
  • I can finally look forward to becoming an old person
  • But I don’t want to shower…
  • Can you see her?
  • You can’t have a better tomorrow
  • Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get cut