• I’m leaving son…
  • Daddy’s price…
  • Things you only see at Walmart…
  • Trying to seduce my girlfriend…
  • If you did this…
  • Dear sidewalk…
  • Tell your parents you love them while you still can
  • Diplomacy
  • Olde tyme haters gonna hate
  • But sir…
  • OK, honey. Whatever you say. Sure.
  • Time spent in shower