• I’d read it…
  • On a scale of 1-100…
  • Snow Angel…
  • Obeying the rules…
  • Photobombing Level: Molestache…
  • He ruined the joke…
  • Phones today…
  • Watch out gangstas
  • You’re not that important
  • The center of the universe
  • Supporting the troops
  • The next best thing since sliced bread