• Plotting a crime and light on ideas?
  • If you teach a man to fish…
  • R.I.P. Journalism
  • Lamborghini Ankonian, AKA the Batmobile you can buy
  • The night is ruined
  • I want you to give me your money…
  • What my dog looks like whenever I vacuum…
  • He asked for his dad to come home…
  • Modern painting
  • I’m not fat…
  • License to Bust
  • Barack Obama’s signature is totally a cartoon baby Tyrannosaurus playing with a ball of yarn