• It doesn’t matter what it is…
  • Deluxe hugs are way better…
  • Immature dad…
  • Quitting Facebook…
  • Grandma’s version of ‘Cool story bro’
  • She’ll love it…
  • You’re making it too easy…
  • As soon as I see this on Facebook…
  • Art Degrees…
  • Friday vs. Sunday
  • Not taking a bath
  • Newsweek called it way back in 2002