• When someone asks for a Facebook like…
  • Zebra, what are you doing?
  • How much do you love me?
  • Definition of reality
  • Pool pillows: enjoying summer like a boss…
  • Don’t talk to me…
  • Is tough being a shark…
  • Would you like a bag?
  • I learned your face, Obama…
  • No one remembers true geniuses
  • Edward isn’t a vampire
  • Have you done your homework?