• Carpet Alarm Clock…
  • He’s always watching you…
  • Enough Internet for today…
  • Indubitably
  • I’m so happy right now!
  • Damn it, I’m fat…
  • Yes, yes you can…
  • I’m Link
  • Disregard trampoline, acquire tent
  • Cats are evil
  • Can I use one of your quotes for my book cover?
  • I see dead people