• Zen Dog
  • Different Types Of Thieves
  • Its Yir Berfday!
  • I swear…
  • My life sucks…
  • And that’s how we get oil and natural gas…
  • Mom, come here!
  • Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
  • Not pregnant?
  • It happened to everyone
  • You can stay at my house
  • I’m faster than my PC