• When someone asks you out…
  • ET, is that you?
  • Fancy cat is dissapoint…
  • The hot crazy scale
  • The messenger
  • So long…
  • And a one, and a two…
  • Chemical pick up line
  • Useful AutoCorrector
  • When girls get angry…
  • Oh no! My home!
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife