• How conversations work when I’m at a bar…
  • You Broke Physics…
  • Always happened to me…
  • Oh You Clock
  • Objection!
  • Am I white or black?
  • We are out of crackers…
  • Soon… or later, I’m kinda warm.
  • How could I say no?
  • I hate it when this happens while I’m eating
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife
  • It’s definitely not

9 December, 2013 in Funny | Comment