• Christmas House Decorations?
  • You better shut up…
  • Not trying to use stereotypes but…
  • Starting my computer…
  • Every time I take an exam…
  • I salute you…
  • Ever looked at your ex…
  • Egg on a mousetrap
  • Classy liquor store
  • It’s not going to rub itself
  • The only 100% accurate pregnancy test
  • First World Problems