• Love Metaphors
  • That’s my boy…
  • Old people with tattoos
  • Greatest social fear
  • Beer
  • How couples behave
  • What I think of when people put a “b” in front of their “hahaha”
  • Last-minute rescue attempt
  • What I think about when people talk about Dexter…
  • Reverse 9/11
  • Every time I flush the toilet at someone else’s house
  • Why I hate clubs