• I’m sorry for you…
  • Too afraid to think…
  • Scumbag wisdom teeth…
  • How to write a passive aggressive note…
  • Marriage in a nutshell…
  • Hi Walmart, I have a question…
  • Hakuna Matata…
  • Jar of Scars
  • Mother of all clocks
  • Best picket line ever
  • You know who had straight parents?
  • Sounds about right