• Force field activated…
  • This kid is going places…
  • This snake has refused to eat this rat for 2 months…
  • The Conch has spoken…
  • Meep!
  • You probably do…
  • Me when a classmate knows my exam grade before I do…
  • This man is 72 years old
  • The pamphlet that cops fear most
  • A conversation with your dentist
  • There is a second fake warning on the Fight Club DVD written by Tyler
  • She wanted an A+ hotel, so I gave her…