• Human Shaming…
  • The only magic…
  • Sometimes I hate being a girl…
  • I just saw you on TV!
  • When I get shampoo in my eyes…
  • Abbreviations
  • The human heart stripped of fat and muscle, with just the angel veins exposed
  • Two-Face cat
  • They’ll never have a girlfriend
  • If I had a british accent…
  • Scumbag turtle
  • Meanwhile, in Sweden…