• Hippotenuse…
  • Oh, the feeling…
  • Emotional Cats…
  • Every time I find my lost guitar pick…
  • Irony at its finest…
  • I knew it all along!
  • Oh crap, the police!
  • Oh sweet Jesus, is that… bacon?
  • Who they should be worried about…
  • That’s not how the proverb goes
  • Shut up and charge my phone
  • Orlando Bloom tweet on Lady Gaga