• I tried being anorexic…
  • Poor Johnny…
  • Buy two hamsters
  • Totally want it!
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • Self-checkout machines
  • The Meaning of Marriage
  • Medieval Kitty
  • Innocent lobster
  • Go away plane
  • People will never drink from your glass again
  • Daddy, where did I come from?