• I came as fast as I could…
  • Hold on a second…
  • Overly attached girlfriend…
  • Abstinence
  • Finally home…
  • On the phone with mom: troubleshooting her computer
  • You have enemies?
  • Young Maggie Smith (Harry Potter’s Prof. McGonagall)
  • Crayon prank
  • Little known fact…
  • For mothers only…
  • Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist…