• At least you tried, little girl…
  • Kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory nowadays…
  • Celebrities who don’t look their age
  • The Nutcracker…
  • My poor dog…
  • He was a pioneer…
  • Alpacapillar
  • Not under my watch…
  • Touche Rihanna, Touche…
  • You’re running out of time
  • When someone writes a long post on Facebook…
  • A divorce lawyer’s business card