• Why you should never try it…
  • Everyone on Black Friday…
  • One way or another somebody’s going to die
  • Well, that almost ended badly…
  • She almost asked for it…
  • Whale played, sir…
  • Meanwhile in Bulgaria…
  • Mexican on SOPA/PIPA
  • Mrs. Featherbottom
  • Every time I poop at someone else’s house…
  • Nice window tint
  • Barack Obama’s signature is totally a cartoon baby Tyrannosaurus playing with a ball of yarn