• First day of college…
  • How I look when I play most sports…
  • Spidey strikes again…
  • Nutritional first world problem
  • I’m not totally useless
  • When was the last time you were this happy?
  • Don’t mess with baby Gerbils
  • Why aren’t you helping me? FINE! FIRE FOR EVERYONE!
  • You can see the words I’m speaking?
  • If terrorists hate us for our freedom…
  • That’s why…
  • Reward: Lost iPod