• You’re hired…
  • Typical girlfriend
  • Running into my ex-girlfriend…
  • Tissue bed
  • Deep quote
  • It was only a matter of time…
  • The Internet is just that exciting
  • Everything’s funnier when you put eyes on it
  • Bambi
  • My office cats are synchronized
  • Subway uses midgets to make their sandwiches look bigger?
  • The best engine in the world