• Don’t you think it’s ironic?
  • Mind-blowing realization about mirrors…
  • Missing stapler
  • Scumbag Braces
  • Magic beer
  • The safe place
  • Gangsta nap
  • This is how I roll
  • This is how I sits
  • I hate Mondays
  • I finally have a use for all those empty CD spindles
  • Dear 20-something-year-olds…