• Didn’t mean to interrupt…
  • Why did I just realize this?
  • Just a phase…
  • Guys, I’m inbred!
  • Boys, did you know…
  • Girls, just watch the movie…
  • Why numbers are drawn the way they are
  • When I post something witty on Facebook and I get no likes…
  • You should taste these before you die
  • The jar and the cup of coffee
  • It’s uncanny
  • Screw you