• Guns don’t kill people…
  • Don’t tell me what I can’t do!
  • Some girls these days…
  • Kitty needs a bath…
  • The difference between the good guys and the bad guys
  • Linguistic differences
  • A hipster’s new musical taste
  • When I’m on the Internet and my boss comes by for a look…
  • Irritating ex’s
  • What you do when people sing “Happy Birthday” to you
  • This is the only correct way to punch people
  • Bazinga