• When I’m drunk and want to get my girlfriend in the mood…
  • The right priorities
  • Wrote you a get well card…
  • When people say a baby’s age in months…
  • They will always help you…
  • When suddenly…
  • Last fry…
  • Let me file that…
  • Who knew?
  • And the world keeps wondering…
  • The problem with drinking
  • This thing. I need to buy it now.