• Russian Penguin…
  • My Halloween costume came early…
  • The name checks out…
  • When I hear people complain about the temperature…
  • When Pink Floyd is playing…
  • Pardon my French…
  • I wasn’t paying attention…
  • Getting old
  • Women just can’t shoot 3′s
  • Ladies, take note
  • But, the baby can’t breathe…
  • LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS!