• Dear opportunist…
  • Most recent picture from Mars…
  • When girls find out that you’re in a band…
  • Heath Ledger out of costume, but in make-up on the set of Dark Knight
  • Every time someone tries my glasses on…
  • That’s life
  • Suitcase decals
  • Knife to meat you
  • Cactus tree
  • Why naming your daughter is so hard…
  • Two more minutes, please?
  • Everybody loves Santa