• Past me was mentally challenged…
  • When I get invited to a wedding…
  • Shut up and take my Fiorini!
  • Dear whoever stole my package
  • The Batman hoodie
  • Smart advertising space
  • Poor Cthulhu…
  • The jar and the cup of coffee
  • Who turned on the light?
  • First dates
  • I brought you a flower
  • The subtleties of our language