• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • Santa never looked so angry…
  • Best Laundry Chute Door Ever…
  • Damn, I look good…
  • Awesome characters made out of aluminum cans…
  • Remember fellas, the Kool-Aid always does the trick…
  • I’m an enchanter…
  • Yeah, pretty much…
  • Every. Freakin. Day.
  • At least you tried…
  • Gay Queen
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