• I love the Internet…
  • Coworkers…
  • YouTube commenters excel at this more than anything…
  • If they could talk to us…
  • That moment of pain…
  • This book haunted my dreams
  • Everything will be OK
  • I must go… my planet needs me
  • Hmmm… so dogs come from badass wolves and you come from monkeys…
  • Building an enormous church out of Lego
  • I found her!
  • Cheating on a test