• When I’m drunk and want to get my girlfriend in the mood…
  • Quite possibly the best Christmas photo ever taken…
  • The power of a smartphone
  • Call Vinnie…
  • Just a minute of your time…
  • Well, Santa’s not real…
  • Some barley I used to grow…
  • Behind enemy lines
  • When my friend brings me to see his favorite band I’ve never heard of…
  • Watching a movie…
  • Easily entertained
  • Both confusing and upsetting