• French Kiss…
  • Balding post-it notes
  • Photobombed by a sloth
  • Teenagers nowadays…
  • When you hate someone…
  • No signal
  • So long…
  • No place for me on Facebook
  • Well played AT&T…
  • It’s so hard to hit someone nowadays…
  • My hand feels weird…
  • Why couldn’t I have been shown this in maths class?