• Something you should probably be aware of…
  • Cigarettes are like hamsters…
  • Love Metaphors
  • As if one head wasn’t bad enough
  • Don’t make a move…
  • Boys these days…
  • Use any font…
  • Oh yeah, I got laid!
  • A handful of aww
  • Lady Gaga look-alikes
  • Well then…
  • Going out with friends…