• Why the Eagles Couldn’t just fly to Mordor
  • A haiku written on a restroom wall…
  • Hold still, Larry…
  • I think I’m pregnant…
  • What’s your name?
  • Anti-Joke Chicken is always right
  • One inch
  • Eminem on piracy
  • Just regular female logic
  • Dragon Balls
  • Nostalgia
  • Sorry, you can’t take those nail clippers on the plane