• Poor Pluto…
  • A gift from my girlfriend…
  • I bought my dog 20 tennis balls…
  • Scootering…
  • Such a knife day…
  • The only time I use them…
  • Worried about squirrels?
  • The only reason I keep everyone’s number…
  • It’s not what it looks like! Why are you home early?
  • Oakland
  • Thank God for CNN
  • It ain’t gonna suck itself