• It’s not guns that kill people…
  • LEGO? Like I care…
  • Vegetarian girlfriends…
  • Too much food…
  • Valid question
  • I am moving, therefore my paws must be moving…
  • Clever pick up lines
  • Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
  • Women never forget. Ever.
  • Just… why?
  • I’m not even thinking about leaving
  • NOM NOM NOM NOM!