• This made me laugh more than it should have…
  • Why I have so many contacts…
  • Was looking at a map of the Middle East when I realized…
  • My plans for today…
  • Everyday…
  • Scumbag Orthodontist
  • Here, let me show you…
  • Brain = gone
  • How I feel on the Internet after a bad day…
  • God is dead
  • Yo dawg…
  • There are no limits