• Mom, wait…
  • There are two kinds of people…
  • Come on, brain…
  • More fun than all of you combined…
  • What’s wrong with today’s youth?
  • Scootering…
  • The second most popular word
  • First Contact
  • HAHA!
  • Speakers
  • My drive home from work since the Daylight Savings time change
  • The first time I lived without my parents