• We’re going to need another Timmy…
  • DIY Scratch-Off Valentine Card…
  • Dessert Stomach…
  • He was right…
  • My job sucks…
  • The way my alarm works
  • Tissue bed
  • Friends vs. Best Friends
  • Say it fast…
  • My ear broke…
  • Why don’t you folks go home?
  • “How you doing?”