• The pain chart at the doctor’s office gets it right…
  • Travel to wherever it lands…
  • You are hovering…
  • Ugh, women…
  • That attitude will take you places…
  • They called me soulless…
  • Real Life Assassin’s Creed…
  • Best Vaseline Ad Ever
  • You can do it!
  • The ‘what the hell am I supposed to do with my bicycle now’ prank
  • It’s simple…
  • If you were a girl, what would you do?