• If I fits, I…ah crap!
  • Simply awesome…
  • Tell your loved ones before it’s to late
  • Nothing can stop me…
  • Nevermind, enjoy your life…
  • Hello, Redneck towing? I’ve got a job for you
  • What are you doing on Facebook?
  • He Loves You…
  • And it will only get worse…
  • Hungry puppy forgets how to gravity
  • Skittles vodka
  • The house that looks like a dog