• Truck House…
  • All bathtubs should have this…
  • How I feel about writing papers in college…
  • Floppy disks…
  • Tolkien rips off Harry Potter a lot
  • They call me an artist
  • You just realized dogs drink with the underside of their tongue
  • Nothing is true, everything is permitted
  • An old newspaper story about some ship sinking
  • I think of this everyday
  • Looking for a girl on Craigslist
  • Cactus flower