• Bottled water…
  • OK then, you’re forgiven…
  • I do this when no one is around…
  • Tell me Lucius…
  • Best of Disneyland’s Splash Mountain
  • When I’m telling a funny story and someone interrupts me…
  • Actors who do the same thing on movie posters
  • A new relationship status
  • My bed every night
  • I think I’ve heard Herman Cain’s new slogan somewhere before…
  • Jump already
  • Say What?