• If I ever dated Taylor Swift…
  • When Adele won the Golden Globe for Best Soundtrack…
  • I’ll get her some leaves…
  • Dusty Computer…
  • Hashtags on every photo…
  • Reasons not to become a vegetarian
  • Dyslexic Caps Lock…
  • Why I don’t have any friends…
  • Turtle sneak attack
  • Daniel Radcliffe on Justin Bieber’s music
  • Go ahead…Throw one more snowball…
  • Teapot crab