• Checking my phone when it’s dark…
  • Faith in humanity not yet lost…
  • You’re full of bacteria…
  • When your favorite song comes on…
  • How to write a passive aggressive note…
  • Backup
  • What I thought when I read about the face eater in Miami…
  • Be responsible…
  • WHARRGARBLAWESOME!
  • Sorry pal, the sink is busy today…
  • You can’t keep a sunflower down
  • Not a morning dog…