• Smartass dog…
  • Books are overrated
  • All marriages are gay
  • This girl deserves an award…
  • Book Hangover
  • Dr. House being Dr. House
  • Chemical monster
  • You’re not a nerd
  • When your friend is telling you a secret…
  • Seeing people I know…
  • Understanding SpongeBob’s jokes as an adult…
  • Every time I flush the toilet at someone else’s house