• We’re going to have so many adventures…
  • Enough to scar them for life…
  • I vant to derp your blood…
  • Dog finds a stick…
  • How to vandalize a movie poster with class…
  • That poor slide
  • Shhh… stay quiet…
  • I’m forty…
  • Olde tyme haters gonna hate
  • Are you serious?
  • All the way across the sky
  • Dear Blackberry Auto-Correct