• So this dog sits like a person…
  • I see you’re here…
  • Maybe the apocalypse wasn’t a bad idea…
  • I should be more careful…
  • Walking on water…
  • Earth map tattoo
  • Anti-Joke Chicken’s double shot
  • My girlfriend left me
  • The only food that makes you cry
  • You know the economy is bad when Santa has to work two jobs
  • Serpent Cat strikes
  • No dogs allowed? Let me fix that…